Friday, March 1, 2013

Fiction: Legal Theft Project -- American in London


The worst thing about hanging out with his friends was that she tended to lose her own accent.  She'd had slight hearing problems her whole life, so she second-guessed how words were pronounced even on the best of days, but when they hung out with his friends, she was surround by three different English accents, a Scottish accent, two very distinct Irish accents, and a thick Russian accent.  Her mid-Atlantic American accent never stood a chance.
By the end of the night, even if she didn't have a drop of alcohol in her system, her words got a little bit slurred, her mouth not sure how to form the words correctly.  Sometimes, the boys even turned it into a game.  Who could influence her accent the most?  At the end of the night, who could make her sound the most like him?  She didn't mind all that much.  It was friendly, and all in good fun.  Besides, many of them were just impressed by her ability to mimic their accents so closely when she really put her mind to it. 
Besides, it was a small price to pay for the fun nights out.  They were absurd in a way that only a group of old friends could be.  They were that slightly stilted dirty in a way that only a group of old friends could be with a new significant other present and had received a wave of warnings to not scare her off.  They were chalk full of good blackmail worthy stories, and an excellent resource when trying to come up with a good present or surprise.  So what if she ended up sounding like some strange combination of Scotty and Chekov with a little bit of Harry Potter thrown in at the end of the night?  It was a good excuse to watch some good ol' American TV before bed.
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